Friday, October 1, 2010

Now we know WHY you don't sleep well..........

Because there are simply not enough words to describe just how creeped out this ad is to me.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Damn you, Dairy Queen.


**Girls' Dress - not suitable for Chubby girls. WTH?

Monday, August 16, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Clothed Minds goes to the dogs

Clockwise, from top:
1. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM"
2. "Waddya mean we aren't in Kansas anymore?" OK, so I know it's a Scottie and not a Cairn, but I already blew my was on the Scottish. It's been a long day.
3. "Bond. James Bond."
4. Drawin a blank here, folks. All I keep thinking of is the little song from Close Encounters of the Third Time. I'm not sure why.
5. "The Red Coats have already come, and man, do we look GOOD!"
6. "Soylent Green is food!"

Kinda lame. Come up with something better, because this one is screaming for it.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I told you, honey.

I told you, I am NOT paying $45 to check that bag.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Get a GPS, Scottie.

Cause the beamin' up doesn't seem to be going so well without one.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Just wondering.

Is that a french loaf in your bag, or are you just happy to see me?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Baby, what were you thinking?

Step away from the self tanner. Now. And go get a proper haircut, cause you are freaking. me. out.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Put it back, Winona.

They saw you. They're looking this way. Do NOT walk out of here with that, cause I'm not gonna cover for you again.