Friday, November 27, 2009

DANG, Ladies!

What you girls been EATING? Who farted?! I mean good LORD!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"I've look at clouds..."

Pink Dress: "Ummm, I don't know..."
Black Dress: "No really, that cloud looks totally like a penis."

Don't Stand So Close to Me

"Dude, there's a whole track to run on- what's your problem, bro? Your meat & 2 veg are gonna get a faceful of fist if you don't back off my jock, bro. What? Oh. Ohhhh. Then I'll meet you in the men's sauna in 10."