Thursday, September 17, 2009

Drinking Always Leads To Bad Ideas


"These hats seemed like a good idea when we were in the store. But now? Ehh. Do we look ridiculous, Janet?"

"I believe we do, Mildred."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Obi Wan, We Need Your Help

Princess Leia cried out for groovy belts, but Obi Wan claimed that just because he wore a robe, didn't make him a REAL metro kinda guy.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The Importance of Saving Your Receipt


The Johnsons were not at all pleased to discover that the Timmy they ordered did not, in fact, look anything like the model on the brochure.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


Flower Dress: "Ever since Judy got that new haircut, I dunno, she seems like half the woman she used to be."

Red Dress: "Oh, you are just the worst!"