Monday, June 29, 2009

Not Tonight, Dear..

1. I've got a headache.

2. Mother Nature has called.

3. I'd rather arrange flowers than be with you.

4. I just farted.

Bran.. Nature's Crack

Found this old ad in a vintage dress pattern today. Check out the gal's EYES! SHE'S WIRED!!! WIRED, I SAY, WIRED!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Mrs. Scissorhands, you do NOT scare me.

You can wave that littlel scissor hand around all you want, but you do not scare me. You don't.

Well, maybe a little.


Monday, June 15, 2009

Only If You're Sure..

Raise your hand.. raise your haaaaaand.. if you're SURE!


That's what you call a one legged lady. Ba dum dum CHING!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009


Little Susie's bringing scalping back.

How to dress smartly for beaming up

Sunday, June 7, 2009



Zombie Billy knew this was his chance to emerge from his dark pattern corner and make a surprise attack on the boys, who were distracted by their exciting "Jets!" book. Being a Lobster Boy was a bonus.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009