Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
That's right, Barbie. They are all talking about you. You have no date to the prom and you lost the title of prom queen. They're all gonna laugh at you. Now's the time to break out that bucket of pig's blood.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
The girls simultaneously lost their minds at the exact same time, part 2! (FYI: This is now my favorite "theme" among pattern folk, so I'm sure I'll be slightly obsessive over posting more "I lost my mind" patterns! Deal.)
Friday, May 15, 2009
"As soon as the photographer's back is turned, you are so getting your skinny ass thrown overboard. We should have gone boating ages ago!"
"Ha ha, that's a good one. Not if your dumb ass gets thrown in first, bitch. I'm so glad we're friends!"
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
*Instructions for making your own instruments not included. Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 kids dislike this project more than any others listed in the book, including "Paint Your Own Thermos" and "How to Tie a Balloon to a Cardboard Van Made from a Tissue Box."
Friday, May 8, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
It's time for Guess the Illusion! To whom does the hand hovering above Miss Brown Dress's shoulder belong?! Could it be Miss Striped Dress playing the old "tap on your should and act like it wasn't me who did it" prank? Or does Miss Green Dress have a freakishly long left arm?!
On a similar note: either Miss Brown Dress is an amputee with magic hovering skills, or the illustrator couldn't be bothered to finish and is a lazy bastard. Your call.