Thursday, April 30, 2009



Susan was not at all amused at being the butt of Barbara and Alison's "Come to our Dress-Like-Lucy theme party!" joke.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

They're heeeere!


Now you too can have the same, chic hairdo! Just move into a house that's been built on top of a ceremonial burial ground and is possessed by poltergeists. New, from Revlon!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Doctor, we need a prescription refill in room 3, stat!


Much like what happens to friends during "that time of the month", it would appear as though all 4 women lost their minds at the exact same time.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Never piss off a preggo


"Talk to the hand beotch. I look way better than you knocked-up, so get up outta my grill and gets to steppin', you triflin' ho."

The Boys Are Back in Town

Lock up your daughters. And even, dare I say, your sons.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Linda decided to get in touch with her inner vampire

Cause that's what the chick in the upper right corner makes me think of. Or something equally creepy.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

So much fail, so little time...


This pattern is where good fashion sense- and Grandma's homemade blanket- goes to die. Where does one begin? With the extra-short length, sure to look flattering on no one? The cheesy yet perplexing pattern name? Or with all those deeply disturbing man hands?

Monday, April 13, 2009

Schlamiel, Schlamazel

Grey Outfit: "Wow Katie, I didn't know the "Tom Sawyer" look was back. Huh. You wear it...well."

Red Outfit: "Oh, but not as well as you're pulling off the "13 year old Jewish boy" look. I do hope I'm invited to your bar mitzvah. Mazel tov, Judy!"

Friday, April 10, 2009

And now another edition of E! True Hollywood Stories...


Before the the porn home movies, the celebrity boxing matches and hosting gigs for Animal Planet, I present to you: the cast of Saved by the Bell.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks


Redhead, thinking to self: "I wonder if I smacked her on the nose with this newspaper if she'd stop talking?"

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Lobster Girl Can't Catch A Break


"So...very thirsty...need...a Coke. Gah! Damn you claw hands! Damn you straight to hell!"

"Cripes Donna, is that suppose to be subtle?"

It must be noted she was made to behave on the inside;

Saturday, April 4, 2009

"Umm, yeah, thanks guys..."

"...sigh...No, no, I don't need any coffee, but thanks so much for not even bothering to ask me if I wanted any. You're both just too kind."

Friday, April 3, 2009

Whoa, Nellie!

After the third margarita, Nellie found herself in the perplexing position of navigating herself out of the ship's restaurant while still in the upright position.