Monday, March 30, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

OMG - I am speechless. You'll have to add the caption yourselves

This is so wrong on so many levels that I just don't know where to start.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Be careful what you wish for...


Although Susan was glad she joined the Kitty Kat gang, she wasn't aware that her new friends actually sacrificed kittens.

Why the girls couldn't master left turns

They're Zoolander's aunties.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Why James grew up with issues.

In a word: rainbow Speedos.

OK, so it's two words, but you get the drift.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

The kind you don't take home to muth-aaaah!

Ladies, being inconspicuous and sly is key: Before doing the Walk of Shame, please remember to be fully buttoned, zipped and dressed before leaving.

Tammy took the whole Cat in the Hat thing very seriously.

The cat, however, was not amused when the hat went askew, and petitioned Tammy that next time, use the hat for storage for gloves and keys instead, or there might be hell to pay.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sigfried and Roy. The early days.

The Day Self-Tanner Came to Town


I'm sure the women were as excited on the day they got to turn in their Green Stamps for a 12-piece Tupperware set as the day self-tanning lotion came out, but someone needs to show them the proper exercise of even-application.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Ain't we lucky we got 'em?


"I'm telling you June, I WAS TOO the inspiration for the painting you see in the opening credits of Good Times! What other stone cold fox busts a move like this?"

Saturday, March 14, 2009

More gangsta signs from the sisters of the scissorhood

"Don't worry, Mabel, I gotcha back. I got a piece up here in my snood, and I'll bust a cap on sista that looks at you like that again."

Friday, March 13, 2009

Must...resist...the wanting...


Rick knew in his heart that his love of short sleeve tee shirts and Ken's love of long sleeve velour will always keep them apart.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Minnie the Hoocher

1920's Girls Gone Wild.


"What appears to be my bible case actually holds a flask of whiskey. Take that, establishment!"

"Sweety, please. I'll give you one guess what's in this little round handbag. It ain't a handkerchief and it rhymes with "noonshine". Now enough with the yapping and let's sneak into the newest Charlie Chaplin talkie already! Sigh. If this night ends with a KFC run and me holding your hair over the toilet, I am never sneaking you out of Bible Study again."

Monday, March 9, 2009

The face of the modern drug smuggler


"You'd never know I have a dozen bales of cocaine hidden under this skirt!"

Friday, March 6, 2009

Death by chocolate. And beads.


"Look at her standing there all smug, pretending not to see me, showing off her smart new red corsage/clutch/heels set. Who does she think she is?! I should just strangle her with these beads right now."

Jim didn't get to finish his smoke before Scotty beamed him up, in a fit of jealousy.

Hey boys........

Looking for a little fun?

Thursday, March 5, 2009