Friday, February 27, 2009

So What Exactly Did Happen To Them?


"I don't care what you think- my missing front teeth makes me look AWESOME. Like Madonna, without all the old."

Too Much Junk


Cameltoes: Not Just For Women Anymore.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

He Who Smelt It...


"What is that smell?! Did something die around here? Are we near a sewage treatment plant? It's so bad, I can't...I mean, really. That's just...I mean damn."

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

When Irish Eyes Are Not Smiling


In a classic "I Love Lucy" mishap involving 3 stubborn bitches and 3 matching dresses, needless to say this year's St. Patrick's Day party was far from pleasant. When the Guinness ran out, things got really ugly.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Quietest Band In The World

While Anise blew silent bubbles, Heidi played the imaginary upright bass, Nikki played the invisible drums, and Jenny just sat there and didn't sing.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!


Just hand over the cookies and Tang or the paper bitches get cut. Ya heard. Also, Susie just learned to spell "cat", so throw in an extra Snickerdoodle for her. Come on, COME ON. Hurry! Don't make me run with these, I swear to God, I'll DO it!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dude looks like a lady


The "women" thought their secret was safe from Janet. Little did they know that Janet had a little confession for them: Janet wasn't a woman either.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The fertility clinic ordered a dozen

of the zygote-print dresses in a uniform style, as soon as Darcy walked in wearing one.

Oh, my aching head.


Monday, February 9, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

The Pond Called..

It wants it's lily pad back. Oh yeah? Well Princess Leia called YOU. She wants her HAIR back. Boom, roasted!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

The invisible counter and cool shades didn't hide the fact that Jenny was checking out Linda's butt

Linda, purposefully oblivious, could not hide the fact that she liked it, just a little.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

After the Rapture

I wish we'd all been ready.

MooOOoom! Put the camera down!

While Tiffany was at that awkward stage and modestly covered herself when the camera was whipped out, Brittany had no problems performing and eventually ended up on 3 of the Girls Gone Wild videos later in life.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

"Designing Women...

"...An incredible tale of 4 women's journey through weight gain, Prozac and failed marriages, as well as a look at Meshach Taylor's path from man to woman- on the next E! True Hollywood Story."

Monday, February 2, 2009

Shadow Dancing

They say when you grow up, you shouldn't play with your hand puppets anymore. Mary had such fond memories, she just couldn't stop whippin' out the Little Bunny Fufu routine any chance she got.


Watch the cold hands there, my friend!

You can take the clown out of the circus, but you can't take the circus outta the clown.

If you give them High Fruitose Corn Syrup...

...they might get Abnormal Large Head Syndrome. (with Big Hair side effects)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Coming Out...

"Dude, who do you think doesn't know?"