Saturday, January 24, 2009
The party took an interesting turn
When Deedee noticed that Brenda had gone a full two minutes without blinking. "Must have been that third appletini," she thought. Just before Brenda hit the floor. Tina never noticed, as she was too busy staring at the Smith brothers, who were cut off after they took to looking for Russia from the back yard.
Brenda's coma lasted about eight months. The Smiths? They were shot in the face during a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. And Deedee? She became Speaker of the House.