Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The girls were tramps, and they didn't care...

...but they resented their pimp for putting out the "easy" sign on their corner every night.


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Smells like Teen Spirit


Girls Gone Wild 1

Thelma took the blame for the conga line, after one too many Stingers. Susan caught the rhythm soon thereafter. The tablecloth, however, was never seen again.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Hammer Time!

Irritable Bowel Syndrome affects everyone.


Saturday, December 13, 2008

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Sing along with me: put your hand in the fan and you will lose a finger

.........put your foot in the fan, and you will lose a toe. Put your eye in the fan and you will look at others differently.....

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

After realising that her severed hand was attached to the wrong side, Brenda vowed never to travel to Singapore again.


Monday, December 8, 2008

She isn't fooling anybody. Those are SO fake.


Didn't I Say Don't Forget The Jello Salad?

Why did you forget the Jello blah blah blah
How can we show up empty handed?
Why do you always do this to me?
You hate me because mother blah blah blah blah
You want to embarrass me.....
blah blah blah blah yada yada yada
Mother always said blah blah blah

What do you mean you need a drink?
"The way you do that thing with your arm, Brenda. It's just creepy."