Friday, March 28, 2008


As Simone smelled the flowers she had snatched away from Aimee, Aimee pondered the night of passion she had spent with Jacques. Let Simone have the damn flowers...she'd never have the homme.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

David waxed his chest, arms AND legs to sport his fashionable new swim trunks. He looked good. Kip & Ken looked longingly at him and had to adjust themselves.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Yes, I told her to wear that hair style.

Jen never could understand why the only guys
who wanted to date her were Stars Wars geeks.

Oh no, there is that guy who always asks where
your Princess Leah Slave Girl outfit is.

Monday, March 24, 2008


The creepy doll needs wound up again. And make her put the hearts away, Daddy. She's freaking me out.

Some Things Never Go Out Of Style

And Humphrey Bogart is one of them, dahlings!

One wonders, however, if he and the man with his back to us are about to go into a clinch. (Are Bogie's lips pursed in anticipation?)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Desperate Housewives

But where's the yard boy?


"And then I said to him;
I used to care but now I take a pill for that."

If It's French, It Must Be True!

Dahlings, I don't sell patterns! However, this advertisement from 1931 New York is extraordinarily convincing, don't you think? What do those American doctors know? I resized it, but it doesn't seem to want to get smaller.

(Perhaps the doctor is a little bloated?)

Happy Easter!

Elisa & Bucky the Wonderdog

Saturday, March 22, 2008

This color attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of

I ask permission to cross into the forbidden woods and travel to the nearest town. I will gather new medicines, and I will return. With regards to Those We Don't Speak Of, I am certain they will let me pass. Creatures can sense emotion and fear. They will see I am pure of intention and not afraid. The end.

Jailhouse Walk

The fashion club's three martini luncheon downtown was cut short when Winnie and Jo were forced to toe the line, leaving Diane to ponder the irony of her her choice of fabric.

Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go Right Now

And just in case you can't, carry flowers that can be strategically displayed to show that you had to go had to go had to go right then.