"And so I says to her, I says, Margaret, no man is going to ask you on a date when you have those cankles, and SHE says...."

Stepford Wives' Spring Collection, 2011

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice

America's Next Top Fail, modelling style.

Psssst....Betty. Your slip is showing.

Wonder Woman, on her day off.

Now we know WHY you don't sleep well..........

Because there are simply not enough words to describe just how creeped out this ad is to me.

"Well, if you hadn't let her have that fourth margarita......."

The Real Housewives of Palm Beach, circa 1953

Damn you, Dairy Queen.

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**Girls' Dress - not suitable for Chubby girls. WTH?

Estelle's glove served as a paper bag when she suddenly realized that Honey had shrunk her sister.

Brenda had a silent complaint when Cindy let a little fluffy.

Birds, hearts, whatever. It's still silent and deadly.

The first cordless phone

Sarabeth and Lori told Becky she'd never get a prom date if she continued to dress like that.

Psssst! Need a watch?

Padme and Leia's Dress for the Jedi Prom

The Evolution of the Leg

Look at me, now look at your man, now look at me.......

Clothed Minds goes to the dogs

Clockwise, from top:
1. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM"
2. "Waddya mean we aren't in Kansas anymore?" OK, so I know it's a Scottie and not a Cairn, but I already blew my was on the Scottish. It's been a long day.
3. "Bond. James Bond."
4. Drawin a blank here, folks. All I keep thinking of is the little song from Close Encounters of the Third Time. I'm not sure why.
5. "The Red Coats have already come, and man, do we look GOOD!"
6. "Soylent Green is food!"

Kinda lame. Come up with something better, because this one is screaming for it.

I told you, honey.

I told you, I am NOT paying $45 to check that bag.